Why does this read like an insult
wouldn’t you like to know, brunch boy? you sandwich-eating so-and-so.
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it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*
when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy
doctor strange
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
alright one sec
hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
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tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend it’s
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someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way
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“My dog loves finding strings for the kitten to play with. He’s the sweetest boy!”
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quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:
I haven’t the slightest clue what’s going on here but I’m a fan of the general unhinged energy
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